dis fuckin bitch
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superultraextremeawesomemazing:
The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?
IF YOU DIDN’T THINK LORD FARQUAAD FROM SHREK WAS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF
LORD FARQUAAD MORE LIKE LORD WHATTHEFUCKWHYWOULDTHEANIMATORSTHINKTHISISOKAYFORAKIDSMOVIEJESUS
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
+ 31312
LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF SASS HE GAVE TO THE PERSON WEARING THE CARROT COSTUME I AM LITERALLY CRYING
+ 22350
SOMEONE ON TWITTER JUST SAID THIS WAS TAYLOR SWFITS’S ROOM OK THEY WIN THAT’S IT EVERYONE GO HOME IT’S OVER NOTHING WILL EVER TOP THIS
+ 47243
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
+ 90739
That amazing moment when your teacher asks you to go and give something to another teacher
Taking as slow as possible to get there and get back.
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