unfreshing:

laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(

+ 25221

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

+ 25990

the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

+ 15227

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

+ 25788

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

+ 126417

wartortles:

the definition of a douche bag is a guy who makes a gif of himself lickinghis lips

+ 36333

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

+ 26088

pizz4s:

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

localfoxes:

spookycrackss:

pizz4s:

if i don’t insult you at least three times a minute where’re not real friends

 where’re

where’re’re

where’re’re’re

+ 33792

seems-totally-legit:

theprincessofjohndave:

Coraline (2009)

now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation

now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.